Subject: Dog Philosophy

Folks will know how large your soul is by the way you treat a dog." Charles F. Doran

The dog is the most faithful of animals and would be much esteemed were it not so common. Our Lord God has made His greatest gifts the commonest."-- Martin Luther

If a man aspires towards a righteous life, his first act of abstinence is from injury to animals." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

Things that upset a Terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane – Smiley Blanton

As long as Poodles look better, I will have my reward. Poodles are not really dogs...they are intelligent, lovable animals that are no more human than many people I know -
Mrs. Kay Waldschmidt, known as “Miss Cameo"

The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated"
        Mahatma Gandhi

"The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue."
Anonymous

"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful."
Ann Landers

"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went." Will Rogers

"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." Ben Williams

"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself." Josh Billings

"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." Andy Rooney

"We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all.
It's the best deal man has ever made." M. Acklam

"Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people,who are incapable of pure love and
always have to mix love and hate." Sigmund Freud

"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult." Rita Rudner

"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times
before lying down." Robert Benchley

"Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog." Franklin P. Jones

"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons." James Thurber

"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise." Unknown

"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money. " Joe Weinstein

"Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come from a grocery with the most amazing
haul, chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!" Anne Tyler

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." Robert A. Heinlein

"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference
between a dog and a man." Mark Twain

"You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says,
'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'" Dave Barry

"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole." Roger Caras

"If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them." Phil Pastoret

"My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog thinks I am." Unknown

"One of the hardest things in life to learn is which bridge to cross and which bridge to burn." Anonymous

"Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in." Mark Twain

"Children and dogs are as necessary to the welfare of the country as Wall Street and the railroads."
Harry S. Truman

"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot little puppies." Gene Hill

"Until he extends the circle of his compassion to ALL living things, man will not himself, find peace" Albert Schweitzer

"You become responsible forever for what you have tamed." Antoine de Saint-Exupery

 

"My little dog ­ a heartbeat at my feet” ... Edith Wharton